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In 2005, scientists that study gayness (or gayentists) gathered in Toronto to simulate the gayest possible creature. They studied 100,000 gays from all around the world and saved their gayest characteristics in a computer program. The program then simulated the gayest possible creature or GPC2005. The gayentists set a prize of $50,000 for anyone who could be gayer than GPC2005. And that's how AH got rich...

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you are so gay AH that when you traveled to Saudi Arabia they decided to behead you but the executer refused to do so because he believed that if his sword touched your neck it would become gay and he didn't want a gay sword.

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you so gay AH that describing you with the word "gay" is analogous to describing hitler with the phrase "not very caring."

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you are so gay AH that you are the unit of measurement of gayness in the metric system. for example people say: look at him.. he is 15% AH gay. and the only person who is 100% AH gay is AH himself.

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you are so gay AH that when aliens look at earth from other galaxies they can easily find out that you are gay.

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you are so gay AH that when you travel to european countries they give you refuge without your request.

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you are so gay AH that southpark creators created the characters Mr Garrison, Big Gay Al and Mr Slave based on 3 hours of your life.

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you are so gay AH that it's like you are 6sigma away from the mean of the gay normal distribution.

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you are so gay AH that you are like the pope of the gay Vatican.

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you are so gay AH that they put your picture in textbooks when they want to define the word "gay."

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You are so gay AH, that the gayest gay of year 3000 travels back with a time machine to learn the tricks of being gay from you.

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You are so gay AH, that the gayest gay in the world feels uncomfortable in your presence.

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You are so gay, AH, that the gayest gay in the world is straight compared to you.